Order Up! Hello and welcome to Attack of the Porter. You might be asking, why so violent Mr. Attack? Please, call me Porter, Mr. Attack is my father. Anyway it is quite a long story. It all began when I was 11, a fully grown man at that point, strong, handsome, full of art and ideas. A few short years after that at the age of 32 I went looking for a url to display my art to the world. It was quite the task, hours I spent crafting humorous variations of my name, I needed to sound professional and yet fun, inviting yet silly. Those hours became days, and those days became years. Eventually I came up with Aaron.Porter.artist.funny.yetprofessional.com, and I knew my dream would soon be realized. As crazy as it sounds, that name was taken by someone named Jeff of all people, yes, that Jeff. I knew then I would have to settle for plain ol' attackoftheporter, was it all I hoped for? No, but how could it be after Aaron.Porter.artist.funny.yetprofessional.com was taken, but attackoftheporter did grow on me and eventually I began to think, “Yes...yes, I will attack people with my art, I will make them feel happy about my art... attacking...them.”  So here I am...attacking you...with art. Enjoy.